Yes, leave it to at least one of the Seattle suburbs to shove their politically correct noggins right up their tight rears. No, we cannot call this this an Easter Egg Hunt, it might offend some ignorant clown. So lets have bunnies dressed in their suits, Easter eggs and children. However, since they, the secular progressive politically correct politically motivated creeps, will feel better, let’s call it an egg hunt instead. Forget the fact that we are infringing on perhaps the most religious Holy Day for the Christian religion.
They could have their non-offensive egg hunt on April 1st, April Fools Day but that might draw attention to their lunacy. So, we are going to rain on the parade of Christians around the area and insult them rather than those lowly stupid creeps that are offended all too often by everyone not themselves. These creeps should go and find some other party to crash. If they don’t like it, then do it at home. If they feel that a name is that hurtful, perhaps their insurance will allow for them to get counseling. I am not sure what we can do to soothe their pain. Probably a trip to the woodshed and some sort of a restraining order should be considered.
In the North suburb of Edmonds the brain trust is on top of it. In order to offend no one, they say, an Egg Hunt is the order of the day. Unfortunately, they have offended just about everyone. How stupid can a government, even a city government be? Well, when it comes to Edmonds, obviously there are no limits. People need to wear Easter signs and quietly offend the moron class around the Edmonds area. Afterall, you are coming for the Easter Eggs. The event is for the children, in the spirit of Jesus Christ. All are welcome and no sermons will be delivered. You cannot simply usurp an event by changing both the focus and the name and not expect to draw attention to yourself. Why the bunnies in suits? Oh, the children love the Easter Bunny, I mean the Egg Bunny. They love how this tradition was started by non-believers, new to the country. They love everything about this event except the truth. Ouch!
Please note that the link is from the United Kingdom’s Daily Mail. Even the Brits find this left of center passion to stink to high heaven, I mean to high sky. Where in the hell do these political rascals get this ridiculous brand of chutzpah? Too many of you follow obediently like sheep being led to the slaughter. Valentine’s Day and St. Valentine. I am sure that the Edmond’s City Council believes that the day was named after the successful St. Valentine’s Day massacre, not the so-called Saint. Just when things start to make no sense at all, these rascals come out from under their nasty smelling rocks to create even more discord in our communities. They see their mission as one of temperance. With head firmly shoved upward, it is no surprise that they tend to get an interesting view of things that shapes their perverse perspective.
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